Overworked NSA To Country: “Can You Shut Up For Like Two Minutes?”
Citing a dire need to “catch up on domestic surveillance” following the holidays, stressed-out employees of the National Security Agency issued an irritable statement to Americans on Thursday: “stuff your yaps or we’ll stuff ’em for ya.”
The agency’s wiretappers and computer hackers noted that they are only human, there are a finite number of hours in a day, and they’d love to be home in time for effing dinner just once.
